Whilst shopping in tescos!?

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or


boyfriend along shopping.


This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in


Oxford :





Dear Mrs. Murray,


While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty


Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and


your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.


Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our


surveillance cameras:





1. June 15:


Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.





2. July 2:


Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.





3. July 7:


Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.





4. July 19:


Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in


housewares..... and watched what happened.





5. August 14:


Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.





6. September 15:


Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd


invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.





7. September 23:


When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,he began to cry and


asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"





8. October 4:


Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his


nose, and ate it.





9. November 10:


While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle


asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.





10. December 3:


Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission


Impossible" theme.





11. December 6:


In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different


size funnels.





12. December 18:


Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK


ME!"





13. December 21:


When an announcement came over the loud speaker,assumed the foetal


position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."





And; last, but not least:





14. December 23:


Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled,


very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Whilst shopping in tescos!?
Absolutly brilliant, can`t stop laughing,10/10. +star
Reply:LMAO. I love it. He sounds like me when i go shopping.
Reply:That is really funny - I seriously nearly did wet myself laughing !
Reply:oldie but a goodie i like 10/10
Reply:cool
Reply:Very good, made me laugh on a Monday morning!
Reply:that was brilliant ::!!! just printed it off , that deserves attention %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;
Reply:Ha ha!!! I actually want to go out and try a couple of those....but not in Banbury - that's my home town!!!!!
Reply:real old......(yawn)
Reply:man that was awesom 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000... 0000000000 lol u deserve a star my friend hehe
Reply:looooOO00OOooool lmao!!! No. 3, 7, 11 %26amp; 14 are hilarious
Reply:Omg that was funny, nice one, you remind me of my hubby!!!
Reply:you are hilarious.


keep them coming!!!
Reply:Oscar on its way, lol
Reply:I think you're in the wrong category, this is jokes and riddles.
Reply:lol very very funny... but to be honest i work for tescos and number 10 aall the staff do lol and i've had all of the others happen to me lol
Reply:Thats brill
Reply:Haha. I got this in an email, but thanks for making me laugh again. Very funny!
Reply:would encourage him to go back to see what else he could come up with. Many other stores to shop at.





Very funny thanks
Reply:If only I had the guts to do that. Very very funny - thankyou I have tears of laughter in my eyes.
Reply:LMAO!!
Reply:I got this in an email the other day, so funny then, and still funny now.
Reply:Bl**dy brilliant!!
Reply:I'm sorry I won't do it again.


Any way they just opened a Sainsburys round the corner.
Reply:You made me laugh so hard! No. 8 was really digusting! Hehehe...


Btw, the customer was you, wasn't it?! I mean, how else could you have gotten the letter when the letter was sent from the head office to the customer if you are not the customer? Right? Am I right?


Star for you! That was hilarious!
Reply:Well, they shouldnt follow me around, I have to do something to make shopping fun. lol
Reply:very good lmao 10/10
Reply:oh very funny. and a warning to you all girls. WE HATE SHOPPING. ha ha ha
Reply:haha that is a good one!!!