Shopping at Wal-Mart ??

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to


Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess


I'd better see a doctor.





"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"


Mike replies.





"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just


give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you


what's wrong and what to do about it.





It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot


cheaper than a doctor."





So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and


takes it to Wal-Mart.





He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up


and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample


into the slot and waits.





Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:





"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water


and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two


weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."





That evening, while thinking how amazing this new


technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer


could be fooled.





He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,


urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm


sample for good measure.





Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the


results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his


concoction, and awaits the results.





The computer prints the following:





1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.


(Aisle 9)





2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal


shampoo. (Aisle 7)





3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into


rehab.





4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.


Get a lawyer.





5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow


will never get better!





Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart"

Shopping at Wal-Mart ??
Haha. This was funny brightened up my day at work. Thanks.
Reply:Thanks for the good laugh. I'm going to print out a few to pass on to friends.
Reply:He he! very funny!
Reply:great! lol
Reply:Great one...loved it. I wouldn't be surprised if Walmart did come out with this type of machine lol.
Reply:lol - Nice one!
Reply:hahahhaaa


that was realy funny..
Reply:that WAS SOOO FUNNY I LOVED IT I WILL TELL THAT TO EVERY!!!!!!!!
Reply:funny indeed...moral lesson?


don't make a fool to a machine, they might tell you the truth
Reply:i like it.......
Reply:that is so funny!! thank- you ,, you made my day
Reply:pretty funny, but ive heard it before
Reply:er??what's this?
Reply:Thanx for the laugh! Really funny so here's a star





Enjoy ur weekend :) xx
Reply:ha ha ha