Shopping center joke?

A "Husband Shopping Centre" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.


So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men. First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go. Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?". Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.." Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!? And so again, they go up.


Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."

Shopping center joke?
Good one, but not all women are impossible to please, were just spesific!
Reply:it is sooooooooooooo true!!


i'm impossible to please and would probably fall for that 2.
Reply:omg so funny nice punchline wasnt expecting that ending i new something was gonna happen just like a crabby husband but not wat it said hilarious laughing for ages made tears come to my eyes were did you get that joke? or did you make it up post some more hilarious jokes so i can have an amazing day=) have a wonderful day!=)
Reply:predictable but still funny
Reply:Seen it before... but couldn't the ladies leave and re-enter, knowing to go just to the 4th floor??
Reply:I have seen this joke before. It is good, though. I like it.
Reply:That,s life!
Reply:Oooooh, nice one.
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Reply:lol very good joke haha that is too funny!
Reply:HOW TRUE..............
Reply:LMFAOOOO HAHAAA!
Reply:very old very good well worth a star
Reply:it's just curiosity!
Reply:that was really predictable but funny any way.
Reply:lol nice
Reply:LOL!!! LOL LOL cute ill give u a star for that......funny lol any more%26gt;?
Reply:LOL- you just proved the world's oldest theory...
Reply:thank you i liked it X Cindy
Reply:LOL! Very nice...