Shopping Spree!?

One day, a spastic decides to go on a shopping spree





first he goes to a bakers:


he walks in and asks 'can i have a bum?'





the baker gives him a strange look and says 'dont you mean a bun?'


the man replies 'yes'





next, he goes into a DIY store, and goes up to the counter and asks 'can i have a Fuckit?'


the man at the counter replies 'dont you mean a Bucket?'





the tard replies 'yes'





finally, he goes into a pet shop and asks 'can i have a Cockandstratchit?'





the petstore assistant givs him a funny look, and says 'dont you mean a cocker spaniel?'


'yes' replies the man





on the way home, his cocker spaniel runs off





so he goes up to an old man and says:





'Will you hold my bum and Fuckit, while i find my Cockandstratchit?'

Shopping Spree!?
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